on July 06, 2016
According to some experienced babes, there are rules to kissing. Here they are.
Freshen up, babe
Coffee is good. Coffee scrub even better. Coffee breath? Not so good. Brush that odour away and carry mints with you everywhere. There's no better excuse for good dental hygiene.
Prep those lips
#letsbefrank, dry flaky lips are a no. That's why I created my Original Lip Duo to scrub and plump your lips to pash-worthy status. With no petroleum, parabens, or nasties, this duo will leave your lips lickable, likeable, and kissable.
You have lips, use them
Lips should come first, then that tongue of yours. Lips are the first connector and will stop those chompers clashing. Because #letsbefrank, no one wants a trip to the dentist.
Sit back and relax
Don't try to control it, let it control you. Take your time and pay attention to your partner. Whether it's the first kiss or a long-term pashing partner, start off slowly and don't apply too much pressure first up.
Don't get stuck on spin cycle
A spin cycle is only good for drying clothes. Tongues can get a mind of their own. Reel it in babe. No one wants that thing going around in a continuous clockwise motion. That only leads to extensive salivation and boredom.
Touch, don't grab
You can't just go straight in for the grab. Keep all that groping and booty-grabbing for a more appropriate moment. Hands on the back of the neck, the lower back, or softly on the face is a nice way to behave.
And it's not just about spreading the love. Kissing is also good for your health: it burns calories, it's good for your teeth, and it can boost your immunity. Go forth, babes, and let your lips (and your heart) lead you through the day.
x (with a little tongue and a whole lot of lip) frank
