Even big kids have playgrounds and mine is in your shower.

Even big kids have playgrounds and mine is in your shower.

Welcome to my turf, babe.

Youโ€™ll recognise it thanks to its signature tiles, steady flow of water and my pals such as soap, shampoo & conditioner. But like any bachelor pad, it gets messy from time to time. So I have a few suggestions on how to make our dirty dates just as enjoyable as possible, with the easiest clean up you could imagine.

#letsbefrank, your mumma will love me more than she now does.

1. A watering can. Itโ€™s the perfect way to wash the excess scrub off the walls/floors/ceiling/handles of the shower. I like to opt for pink. Keep it close by for a simple rinse down when youโ€™re done scrubbing. You could put flowers in there in between our dates.

2. A sponge. To clean up after yourself (us). I have a tendency to want to cover every inch of the shower your bod with coffee. I canโ€™t help it, I want you to be the smoothest, happiest version of yourself. Your glass shower door however is already adequately smooth and happy, so letโ€™s remember to wipe it down prior to leaving the playground.

3. A radio. I now have a spotify channel filled with the best beats to get dirty to. Thereโ€™s classic stuff, new stuff, dirty stuff, and sweet stuff. Variety is the spice of life, which is why I come in not one, but four body scrub varieties. Whoโ€™s going to win the next karaoke? You are. Perhaps this.

4. And lastly, a selfie. What else would you do whilst waiting for you scrub to dry? Show me @frank_bod and donโ€™t forget to tag #thefrankeffect #letsbefrank. I love to re-share my favourite images every day.

Even big kids have playgrounds and mine is in your shower.
Keep it nice and clean with these few tips so our dates donโ€™t get cut short.

xx frank

Even big kids have playgrounds and mine is in your shower.