Maybe you were at the festival, maybe you were at the mercy of the chella’ filter on snapchat, either way let’s talk about it:

#letsbefrank

That much makeup in the desert doesn’t suit anyone.

Pigtails, sequin belts, and midriff tops should be worn in isolation, not together, unless you’re 12.

The music was on the stage, not within your iPhone.

Glitter was so 2014.

Wristbands are for the event, not after. They are not an accessory. We know you were there because we got all the notifications.

So what did I like about the event? Being poolside with my new best baes: Foray Collective.

We had meaningful d&ms. We had an outdoor shower. We even had little do not disturb signs at our secret mansion party.

They started calling me Heff, and I said, “no babes, I do not call you bunnies, my name is frank.”

The end.

Thanks to my number one #frankcrush Tris who took over my snapchat: frankbod over the weekend.

xx frank