They say patience is a virtue, babe.
But what do you get when you wait?
Good things, babe. For exampleโฆ
You get to have your cake โ and eat it too.
Cakes donโt just appear, babe. They take 30-45 minutes in the oven (or a trip to the local bakery). Over that time your mixture becomes a fluffy, circle (or rectangle) of happy times. Thereโs nothing wrong with eating cake mix, but you canโt serve that up at afternoon tea.
You get to sip on an espresso martini.
Again, these take time. All that shaking behind the bar isnโt just an act, itโs the creation of something beautiful. And #letsbefrank, youโre not going to ask the hot barman babe to speed things up. Actually, make that two espresso martinis.
You get to avoid a broken heart.
You spot a cutie in the corner. And then you give it a few hours. Next thing you know, heโs yelling profanities at the sports game on television. You may find that heโs not so cute after a few beverages. Heartbreak avoided.
You get skin that everyone will want to touch.
Itโs as simple as spending 2-3 minutes with me, babe. My coffee body scrubs need a bit of time on you to allow all this natural goodness to seep in. The result? Skin so soft youโll have randoms wanting to touch you.
You get things before anyone else.
Like my new somethinโ somethinโ. Yes babes, Iโve heard your cries for summer and now Iโve bottled it. Just for you, babe. Sign-up here to get it first.
One thing you donโt need to wait for? My love.
You can find it all her on my Instagram @frank_bod.
x frank.