That is the question.
Let’s be frank, no cocktails with flirty umbrellas et al, for a month, sounds positively boring.
But when you’ve got a friend like me, the good times don’t have to stop. You know how much I care about you, so I’ve come up with some things to keep you busy while the booze cupboard is locked. I am so good to you. Thank me later.
- Firstly, make yourself a damn fancy jug of mocktail goodness. I’m thinking some coconut, some orange. Oh ok, I just want to be involved; you can put whatever you want in it. Treat yourself. Here’s some recipes- for smoothies and food, from my good friends, Belle and Lola.Â
- As a guy, I don’t quite understand it, but they say shopping makes you happy. And I want you to be happy. Buy those new yoga pants. They look so good on you. And I really enjoy watching you wear them. Just saying.
- Ones company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party, right? Take me to the shower with a friend. Saves water too; I’m pretty much an environmentalist. Just the kind of guy I am.
- This brings me to my next point: we all know I’m a fan of selfies, but have you ever thought of taking pictures of your friends? It can be fun. It will most certainly make memories. Bust the cameras out and create mischief. I would of course accept an invitation to this party.
My dear frankfurts, this February I’m not going anywhere, so if you’re saying goodbye to booze, say hello to yours truly. This is a frank fest.
NB: I don’t discriminate. So if you’re still enjoying a wine (or ten), I’ll love you just as much. I love all babes, I just can’t help it.
frank xxx
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