Babe, I’m letting you have your way with me.
No longer am I just about scrubbing and rubbing.
For a limited only, you can now: pin me, stick me, swipe me, zip me.
Not voodoo style, fan girl style.
Free the nipple. I mean: free merch. How about free merch on a free nipple? Now that’s a collaboration.
Meet my new range of merchandise: consider it a gift from me to you now available with my skincare kits.
Get a ‘Best Babes’ pin with every Mix & Match skincare kit. Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than cutting your heart in half and giving it to someone. This is the non-medical version.
Want to re-define the ‘booty call’? Add a bum sticker on your phone.
Want to tell the world that your ex is a prick? Stick the cactus on the back of his jacket.
I get you dirty, so it’s about time I cleaned up the mess. Allow me to mop up your mug with my new super soft face towel. Embroidered with the letter ‘f’, it’s much less painful than a tattoo. Now available with my Sweet Cheeks skincare kit.
When I love, I don’t love between the lines. #letsbefrank, you love like this too. So I’ve made a toiletries bag for you to stash your skincare, your love letters or your wads of cash. I don’t judge. Now available with my Top to Toe skincare kit.
Now I can be on you all day, every day. Even when you’re wearing clothes.