Babe, I’m going to take you (and your skin) to somewhere you’d rather be: summer.

I’ve bottled it for you, so you can enjoy consistently balmy evenings. How?

Introducing my brand spankin’ new Coconut Body Balm: nut-free, natural and full of coconutty goodness that will smooth over dry skin, dreary days and thoughts of work / your in-laws / your ex.

Try it solo or get two coconuts, for your two coconuts. I’ve partnered it up with long-time favourite, my Coconut Coffee Scrub, to transport you to the hottest destination of all: Babe Island. This nut-free and natural skincare duo will buff away dry skin, exfoliating dead skin cells and patchy fake tans to leave you feeling soft, glowy and smelling like summer.

Step 1: Get naked and cover yourself in my Coconut Coffee Scrub. Buff away dead skin and leave on for 5 minutes. Rinse. Do this twice weekly in order to have people asking you why you look so damn soft.

Step 2: Apply my Coconut Body Balm from head to toe, to nourish skin and leave you looking incredibly glowing. Use excess balm in your brows, the ends of your hair and as a highlighter on lips and collarbones.

This new skincare kit will give you an endless summer, without needing an endless bank balance.

Practice your shimmy (and your pick-up lines), Babe Island wants you.

Collect your residents card here.

x frank.